Okay. My first thought upon visiting Big Cocks and Jocks is...well, nothing intelligible. Mostly, it was a lot of jaw dropping and vowel sounds (which, now that I think about it, reminds me a lot of the night I lost my virginity). Because...hot men in wrestling onesies. And not just regular hot, like, "you-could-see-this-guy-walking-down-the-street-in-San-Francisco" hot. More like "Tom-Ford-discovered-this-guy-and-you're-gonna-see-him-in-Out-magazine-wearing-only-Tom-Ford" kind of hot. So, you'll understand why I was sitting in front of my computer, as slack-jawed and half-coherent as Lindsay Lohan after an eight ball of cocaine, alcohol and hooker taints.
That said, I was worried that the videos wouldn't deliver on the set-up the homepage offered. All that worry was for naught, though. Each and every video offers a jock, or several jocks (seriously, more often than not, there are at least three guys per video), all indulging in some sort of athletic activity--wrestling, boxing or in one incredibly awesome case lumberjacking--shortly before discovering that penises fit perfectly into assholes. Yet somehow, the videos aren't always hot. Despite the fact that these guys are hot, have awesome cocks and really get into sex, the videos just don't always deliver. Perhaps the style of filming just doesn't work—amateur shootingt isn't for everything. It could be the cheesy 80s power guitar that some "composer" decided would work best over the orgy of seven muscle studs fucking each others' brains out (am I the only one who wishes that John Horner would venture into porn? I'm just saying, that would the most epic porn soundtrack ever).
Perhaps the site is too clinical. The guest homepage is vibrant and colorful, yet understated. There's a level of class that's all too often missing from porn sites. Yet once you log in, you get access to the MaleUnit network. Normally a blessing for satellite sites such as Bareback101 and Handy Studs, the generic layout for Big Cocks and Jocks leaves something to be desired. Something more aesthetic, as though hot guys with washboard abs isn't enough.
Despite these deficiencies, Big Cocks and Jocks does have a couple of features that gives it a leg up on some of its competition. To the right of each video is a list of what models are acting in said video--something most porn sites I've visited don't do. Sometimes you just really want to know who the hot daddy with the perfect cock is, and Big Cocks and Jocks will tell you that its Caesar (and oh, how badly do I want Caesar all over me, to hear him roughly whisper in my ear "Et tu, Benny"). And then you can visit Caesar's profile page and see every video he's been in which is basically awesome. (PS: If there's only one video you watch here, make it "Coach Caesar is outdoors training with muscle hunk Chris Steele". Trust me. You'll thank me.) Additionally, though there's not a lot of content on the site, the site updates on a regular, bi-weekly basis. For having only been launched for two months, the site has a decent amount of content and doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon. The site also has a surprising amount of original pictures (read: pictures that aren't just screen-caps of the videos).
When it comes down to it, Bick Cocks and Jocks is a pretty run-of-the-mill porn site, but it has some diamonds in the rough. Give the site a few more months to find its footing, and it'll be slammin'. Much like Luciano Endino attacking a well-defined ass.
Grade: 5 inches with potential
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